Falling flat on your face

The capacity to compose poems was long a critical skill among China’s elite.  Similarly, the ability to come up with rhymes or ditties was a common qualification of jesters, complementing all round verbal quick wittedness.  

In this anecdote, a Chinese jester may have helped get some courtiers off the poetic hook, by making a fun skit out of the difficulty of composing a good poem in response to royal command. 

Source: Dong Qi jishi 東齊紀事, by Fan Zhen 范鎮 (1007-87)

During the Tiansheng reign period (1023-32) of Song Renzong 宋仁宗, Yong Xingjun presented a scenic rock to the palace, and the emperor ordered that poems be composed to praise its beauty.  Among those submitted there was a lot of shoddy drivel, prompting a jester’s skit in which he acted as though he were reciting a poem.  He suddenly tripped over an edging stone and fell flat on his face and everybody rushed to help him up.  Once he was standing he said, ‘For days I’ve been trying to compose this nature poem in response to the imperial command, but I just keep being tripped up by this rock!’  Everybody had a good laugh.

天聖中,永興軍進山水石。適會宴,命賦山水石,其間,多荒惡者,蓋出其不意耳。中坐,優人入戲,各執執筆,若吟詠狀。其一人忽仆於界石上,眾扶掖起之。既起,曰:『數日來作一首賞花釣魚詩,準備應制,却被這石頭擦倒!』左右皆大笑。

Source: Dong Qi jishi 東齊紀事, by Fan Zhen 范鎮 (1007-87), Siku Quanshu 四庫全書 (Shanghai: Guji Chubanshe, 1987), vol. 1036, p. 582a-b.

Image credit: Wood and Rock (11th century), Su Shi (1036-1101), in Fu Xinian, ed., Zhongguo meishu quanji, Huihua bian 3: Liang Song huihua, shang (Beijing: Wenwu chubanshe, 1988), plate 25, p. 51, album leaf, ink on paper; location unknown, no dimensions given; Wikimedia Commons

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